It wasn’t so much of the gettin’ jiggy, really, as a neurological [issue] day. I managed fine, though all the shakiness made my legs extremely sore when the jiggy settled down. So ibuprofen happened and then sleep and then a long car drive. And another, longer, car drive after that. (Hopefully the ibuprofen will continue to relieve post-jiggy soreness like it did at the time.) And then I left The South by heading southerly. And then there was much less stress. And then the chances of my gettin’ jiggy or using the word “jiggy” should should SHOULD have been minimized. Let’s minimize jigginess, m-kay? I’ll draw a nice little parabola and we’ll use basic calculus to find the minimum jigginess. And somewhere in quadrants I, II, III or IV lies a line that represents usage of the word “jiggy” by my own lips. And somewhere this line intersects the parabola. And somewhere there is a low occurrence of jigginess that corresponds with low usage of “jiggy”. Let’s find that intersection and aim for it. (30 points.)
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